OK, I worked at a bar. That's how I got the drink and the special drink size. Left one night a little "buzzed" and got pulled over. As the cop was walking up I ripped off my rearview mirror and threw it into the road. When he asked why it took so long to stop, I told him it was because I had no rearview mirror and couldn't see him. lies Nope. Totally true. got the police report.
